Monday, 31 December 2018
Round and round
Same monotonous view
But then, suddenly...
(I saw you)
Many days past
When I used to wonder
How it would be like...
(If we were together)
That was then
Savouring wishful thoughts
How far we have come...
(To our now)
TLDR; Someone yummy ran with me!
Monday, 3 December 2018
Dear FUB,
Congratulations! I see that another has joined your ranks by rushing to catch the last sampan before her 30th year slips by. I would like to applaud how the entire event reeked of desperation with the poorly fitted dress, makeup that literally makes you look like someone else and the gaudy suit which spelt fashion disaster.
Looking forward to good news from the inferior doppelgänger who should be getting hitched soon based on your kampung’s SOP. Cheers to looking a decade older than you really are.
Counting down till my prophecies come true!
Sincerely,
The best thing that ever happened to you.
Lover of mooos, polar bears, domo-kun, kapibarasan & sumikko gurashi.
A simple & happy life
followed by
a quick & painless death.
(In the meantime,
not let thyself go to waste!)
“Politeness is just another form of deceit;
a carefully curated facade to mask one’s true underlying intentions.”
Example:
Kindly fuck off from my personal space.
© Miss Mysterious, 2010
(Gundam Guy)
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